Levi is back. Can we talk? Me needs advice on what to do about Moomie. Me loves her but she is a flaky human. How do I help her understand that boy puppies are suppose to do the things me does? Like yesterday we were in the back yard and I was tracking rabbits when me found where they hide their belly beans in the grass. Levi was enjoying those tasty brown things when Moomie grabbed me and dug them out of my mouth! What self respecting puppy dog wouldn't eat bunny beans? Moomie doesn't know the first thing about raising baby boy schnauzers. Levi is upset with her right now.
Then Wednesday me found Moomie's boobie hammock hanging in the bathroom. Levi is smart. Me figured out how to get it off the hook and I turned it into pull-toy for my stuffie, Mr. Goose. He was having so much fun riding through the living room and Daady was having fun watching the two of play until Moomie came along. End of fun. End of Daddy, Mr. Goose and Levi being happy.
All week long it was, "Levi, no!" Levi, drop it." Levi, Levi, Levi---she's going to wear out my name and I'm only not even 9 months old yet. If she does, will she have to start calling me by my middle name? Me doesn't even know how to pronounce it. All I know is it's spelled s-t-r-a-u-s-s and me thinks it is going to sound like a sissy name.
Levi did do one bad thing this week but I'm not going to tell you about it. It might get back to Moomie and she hasn't found the friend I brought in the house. To tell you the truth I can't find her either. She got away.
It's nap time, me has to go. Oh, guess what! I hear Moomie say we get to go back to obedience school on Monday. Maybe someone there will set Moomie straight about what boy puppies are suppose to do. Keep your paws crossed for her learning before she turns me into a girlie dog. ©
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