My Flaky Human

Levi is back. Can we talk? Me needs advice on what to do about Moomie. Me loves her but she is a flaky human. How do I help her understand that boy puppies are suppose to do the things me does? Like yesterday we were in the back yard and I was tracking rabbits when me found where they hide their jelly beans in the grass. Levi was enjoying those tasty brown things when Moomie grabbed me and dug them out of my mouth! What self respecting boy puppy dog wouldn't eat bunny beans? Moomie doesn't know the first thing about raising baby boy schnauzers.

Then Wednesday me found Moomie's boobie hammock hanging in the bathroom. Levi is smart. Me figured out how to get it off the hook and I turned it into a pull-toy for my stuffie, Mr. Goose. He was having so much fun riding through the living room and Daady was having fun watching the two of us play until Moomie came along. End of fun. End of Daddy, Mr. Goose and Levi being happy.

All week long it was, "Levi, no!" "Levi, drop it." Levi, Levi, Levi---she is going to wear out my name and I'm not even 9 months old yet. If she does, will she have to start calling me by my middle name? Me doesn't even know how to pronounce it. All I know is it's spelled s-t-r-a-u-s-s and me thinks it is going to sound like a sissy name.

Levi did do one bad thing this week but I can't talk about it. It might get back to Moomie and she hasn't found the friend I brought inside the house yet. (I'm not suppose to do that for some flaky reason.) To tell you the truth I can't find her either. She got away.

Me has to go. Oh, guess what! I heard Moomie say we get to go back to obedience school on Monday. Maybe someone there will set Moomie straight about what boy puppies are suppose to do. Keep your paws crossed for her to learn before she turns me into a girlie dog.

Smell ya later, Love Levi

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Levi and the Pawlimpics

Anyone there? It's Schnauzer Saturday and Levi gets to blog again.

Guess what! Me...I'm going to be in the Pawlimpics! Just one more day and my event (singles sleeping) will be posted and judged. Moomie says not to get my hopes up for winning because her camera is a dimeasore. Dinosaur. Poopy spelling! Does it really, really, really matter if it's dimeasore or dinosaur? Levi doesn't even know what dinosaurs are. Big book---dictionary---say dinosaurs are 'extinct.' That was no help because I didn't know what 'extinct' is. So I looked THAT up and it says it means no longer on earth. But my daady has Sinclair dinosaurs in his collector space case and Moomie's has her dinosaur camera. I am so confused! Maybe dictionary doesn't know they came to our house to live?

Why does the dinosaur camera want me to lose anyway? I sleep good. I sleep cute. That's why Levi gets to be in the Pawlimpics. I hope the dinosaurs don't eat my picture before tomorrow. Then you can't vote for me at the doggies choice awards. Moomie cautioned me to remember that all puppies sleep good and are cute doing it. "You need to develop some majesty...modesty and manners," she told me about being a contesting contestant. Or was it the angel voice in my head that said that? Me not sure anymore who told me to get modesty and manners. Levi better look up 'modesty' and 'manners' in the dictionary so I know what THEY look like when I find them.

Smell you later.

Love, Levi


The Pawlimpic events are posted each day at Lenny's.

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