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Welcome to The Levi and Cooper Chronicles. I'm the 'Cooper' and my baby brother is the 'Levi.' We're not siblings in the literal sense of the word. He's a miniature schnauzer and I'm a miniature poodle but our differences go far beyond our breed. You see, I'm the famous angel dog who blogs from the Rainbow Bridge. Well, not famous down on earth but up here in doggie heaven all canines get to do whatever we like and I like blogging. We dogaroons up here can also gaze down through the magic water under the bridge and keep tabs on our humans. Isn't that cool! After I discovered the magic water, I decided that little Levi---who got adopted into the family shortly after my departure from earth---could use a guardian angel. When he blogs he types in pink and when I put my two cents worth in I type in blue.
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Pies and Pretty Things

Does anyone know where me's can find a Grievance Committee to hear my complaint? My Moomie---who me's don't like very much at this moment---has been calling me 'pie face' for a long time. Me's thought it was a nice nickname until today when she brought this pie home from the bakery---it's the first one me's ever seen. You tell me, how could ANY human think me looks like a pie! Do you see any resemblance?





Not only that, me just learned that Levi is famous and me's picture is hanging in an art gallery. Do you think they would do that if me was as homely as that brown pie thingie above? No, they wouldn't. Me's is cute and that pie looks like mud!




And my friend, Mona, just sent me this award. Isn't it pretty? Moomie made me promise not to eat that butterfly. Well, that's no fun---me's a boy, you know. So Levi is going to pass the award on to Lacie. She won't try to eat it. But the point is no one would sent me an award like this if I looked like a dish of mud!



Someone needs to make my moomie quit maligning me with that 'pie' talk. Levi just learned that word especially so I can file a complaint. 'Maligning' means "to say something misleading, false; to misrepresent someone giving them a bad name." That's exactly why Moomie has to stop calling me pie face! She will ruin my reputation as a pretty boy. She does smother me with kisses when she calls me that so maybe she's just getting that old people's thing---senility---and she forgot how ugly pies look? Oh, me's getting confused. What should Levi do? Help!

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21 comments:

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Hi Levi!

No worries about Mom calling you pie face...she's probably in the mood for pie. *wink* I don't think you look at all like a pie, but I guess that's a few of the funny things that the humans do! I get a lot of names from my Mom too whenever she gives me cuddles and hugs...LOL!

Love that photo of you in the art gallery...you look so nice in it! =) Hope you have a great day!

Scottie

Lacy said...

w00f's Levi, me thinks she means her loves u more than a yummie pie..dontcha think thats a good thing..

b safe,
~rocky~

happy said...

Oh Levi...your mommy is so fond of you that's why she's giving you her special term of endearment...and of course you are way too cute compared to that pie.

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

We know one thing for sure. You do NOT have a pie face!! Perhaps your mommi just needs some glasses to see you better with!
You have a happy thanksgiving and we hope you get alittle people food!
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Abby said...

Hi, Levi...

Don't worry too much about the silly names your Mom calls you...Mom's come up with some strange sounding names, but it means they love us...

I know...I don't understand, either...

Just enjoy all the kisses...

Abby xxxooo

The Weeze said...

At least you get to be called something sweet and yummy!

My Mommy has been calling be "Pudgie" lately because she says that my ribs are disappear-ed.

I think that your Moomie is calling you that because you are such a sweet boy. And I thinks she's right!

Don't fret, just soak up all the kissies.

Waggies,

Weezie

Maggie and Mitch said...

You absolutely don't look like a pie face to us, Levi, but we do hope that you get a smidge of that pie for Thanksgiving!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Sherry said...

Thank you for visiting my blog. Although I have some antique Fiestaware, I don't use it for the very reason you mentioned--not knowing if the glaze is safe. So it's strictly modern for us.

Alanis says she wishes all those cyberdogs would visit her!

Simba said...

The pie look yummy and you look cute.

Simba x

BookingAlong said...

I had to wait till Thankgiving (okay, the day after) to get to your blog but have thought of you often, wondering about your take on many of life's events. I think your mom calls you "pie face" because people think of pie as comforting and you are probably a great comfort and source of entertainment, proving the you are like pie with something extra, like whipped cream on top ;)

K27Blogs said...

Hi Levi! I don't think you look anything like pie but maybe your mom calls you that because I have heard that pies are very yummy and delicious! Maybe you are just so cute that she wants to eat you right up...that saying never made sense to me either because if you eat something you won't be able to look at it anymore...people are very strange Levi, that's why we have to love them and take care of them. Who knows what kind of trouble they would get into if we didn't!
-Tibby

jan said...

Our human calls us "Fur Face" but we think she just forgets our real names sometimes with four of us.

Misty the alpha Poodle

the 4 Bs said...

hi Levi, that's a funny nickname. you don't look like a pie. but if your Moomie is giving you lots of kisses, then we think it's just one of those unexplainable human things. they are irrational and odd much of the time - not always smart like us dogs are.

that picture of you in the museum is real fantastic art. we think you are very handsome.

woofs.

Joe Stains said...

That is some nickname, I don't think you have a pieface at all!!

Latte said...

Hi Levi,

My pawrents call me 'cutie pie' sometimes. Pies can be all sugar and spice sometimes, so I think it's fine :)

Nice photos!

Georgeous said...

Maybe Moomie is thinking of sweet pie? Maybe sit her down and get her to explain? Mines been calling me roly poly bat face boy - what a mouthful.
Snuffs
George

Rambo said...

Levi,
well maybe a litle like a pie face. But that's okay cause everyone luvs pie, right?
Rambo

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Levi -

We hope you and your family had a great Thanksgiving. We know you are much cuter than that pie - but your Moomie loves you.

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

Petra said...

Levi, be thankful that "pie" isn't part of your name.

Love ya, Petra Pot Pie (smiles!)

FleasGang said...

Mmmmmm.....pie. Sorry, I got distracted for a moment. I was going to comment that at least it wasn't part of your name like Petra Pie, but I see she beat me to it.

My pawrents call me "goo face" because I have runny eyes sometimes :-(

Shelly

silentsurfur said...

No worries Levi it's just your mom's love...