Me missed blogging on Schnauzer Saturday because Moomie was busy on something called political sites. She was like a crazy person typing, typing, typing. But today she finally said I could post my diary from last week.
Monday: Levi had a stick up my butt. I tried and tried to poop it out but it was stuck and Moomie had to come to my rescue. That was embarrassing. Me didn't want her to help and I kept running away, but it sure did feel better after the bark up my butt was gone. That's what happens when you eat it, she says, it has to come back out.
Tuesday: Moomie took me to a place that dog-napped me from her arms and then they stole all my hair! When she got me back Moomie said I wasn't cute anymore. I changed colors and now Moomie is sad that I am more gray than black. I don't know why. She and Daady are all gray. Me thinks I look awesome.
Wednesday: Daady dropped some good stuff on the floor. Beans and potatoes. Levi learned to sit right by him at dinner time because he spills me treats.
Thursday: The mailman brought a torture thingie to the door called an Easy Walk harness. Moomie says I walk SO nice when I'm wearing it because Levi doesn't pull on the leash. Me managed to step out of it once when some little girls wanted to pet me. But Moomie tighten up the torture straps so I don't think that will happen again. Me likes little girls.
Friday: After dark Moomie let me go bug hunting on the deck for a very long time. Boy that was fun. Me really good at catching flying bugs.
Saturday: Moomie brought me treats from some place called the Farmer's Market. They were better than the beans and potatoes.
Sunday---today: Moomie got all yellie because I was playing with a spider in the house. Me threw him in the air and then would watch him run and then I'd throw him in the air again. Levi doesn't understand. She takes me bug hunting on the deck but I can't bug hunt in the house? Humans have weird rules.
Smell ya later,
Love Levi
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22 comments:
Hi Levi, sounds like you had a busy week too. I'd stick close to your daddy too at dinner if I were you hee...
Hi Levi!
Glad to hear you got that stick out...must be very bad to have something up there! I think you looked fine with your haircut! Your Mom will get used to it...my Mom was not used to me looking like an adult when she sent me to the groomers too, but after a while, she said I looked cute too! *wink*
Scottie
w00f's levi, me sorry u had to poop a stickie...and u really had a busy week didnt ya...nutting better than dropped food...
b safe,
~rocky~
hi Levi, wow,you had a busy week. you really did change colors with your haircut. we like it though. you are still very striking and handsome. you look very schnauzer-ish. i, Bailey, got a haircut on Saturday. my mom did it. i don't look schnauzer-ish or poodle-ish. but mom says i look very handsome. that's the most important thing.
so that spider and bug chasing sounds like tons of fun, but the stick up the butt didn't sound like much fun at all. we guess you have to take the good with the bad sometimes.
woofs!
Hiya, Levi!
Sticks up the butt are no fun! I eat lots of sticks, and the coming out part is not fun much! I wish we could bug hunt together. I am all loving the bug hunts!!!
Good thing you learn-ed about the people food on the floor!! It's even more better wif a little people too!
Wags!
Gracie ;>
LEVI!!! I think you look way handsome after the groomer took your hair! Grooming is a sad thing my friend. After my first groom my human nearly fell on the floor in shock, she said she wished that I still had my puppy fuzz. But then after I get all wooly again, I get groomed...each time, I come back looking different. My human says it's time for a new groomer. I guess last time I looked like I got in a fight with some scissors and a blow dryer, yet the groomers say I'm so good. Bah...
Mmmmm beans and potatoes...that sounds delish! You are so very lucky!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Levi you are so cute! I like your haircut! My mommy said to tell you one of the sweetest dogs she ever knew was a schnauzer named Missy.
Yeah, you're onto something there when you said humans are weird, Levi.
I love to go to my basement because I can usually find juicy bugs to eat down there!
Our humans think we follow them around because we love them. Actually they carry food around and drop crumbs which we pounce on. Not as good as beans and potatoes, but better that what we get in our bowls.
Misty the alpha Poodle
You're still very cute even though they stole your hair! And now that you are kind of "charcoal" color, that just makes you sort of rare! It makes you even more special!
Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches
I like your hair cut too buddy! Mumma tells me there is big hairy spiders that come in the door in autumn - I can't wait to see them! I'll keep my eye out for the froggy that lives in the outside cupboard until then..
Great Long post little fella - your doing really well at the puter.
Love n lickies
George
Levi,
I hang around the dinner table too but nobody ever drops anything. And I put on my sad face on and everything!
Ram
Ouch! That stick situation sounds painful.
We think your new haircut looks awesome. Plus, we bet you feel better too :-)
Stick (no pun intended) close to your Pop for us.
The FleasGang
Hi, Levi...
What a busy week you had...
That stick thing couldn't have been fun...
Looks like your week got better after that...
Abby xxxooo
Hi, Levi -
You really had a busy week. I (Hershey) love to eat sticks too. My older sister didn't do that. Schnauzers turn gray when they get older. Bosco (my older sister) was black when she was a puppy - then she turned a dark gray.
I like chasing bugs too. You are right humans are weird.
Love -
Hershey and Kaci
Pawsonally, I never ate a stick, but I did swallw a dime, that eventually came out the other end. The finest moment in my six years of pooping though was the time it came out PURPLE. Mom thought it was some of my internal organs that were coming out, and called the emergency vet. It turns out I had ingested some colored plastic wrap. I had an upset tummy for the few days it took to emerge, and that made mom even more crazy thinking about all the possibilities.
I guess we're just dogs, doing what comes naturally. But be careful, Levi -- it hurts coming out as you just learned!!!
Jake
That was some week! I'm so glad you lived through it lol.
Simba x
That's an adventurous week.
My days are sleep, walk, eat, sleep, walk, eat, sleep, walk, sleep.
I'm not sure I could cope with your excitement.
You never know what food can come from 'above'. We know that it happens when my mom is in the kitchen--so we keep close. My mom thinks you look cute with the new do! I don't care one way or the other.
love & wags,
River
G'day Levi
I eat sticks all the time and My Bi-Peds aren't very happy about it ... especially when I sneak a big messy one into the house and they don't notice until I have made a really big mess!
Cheers
Charlie
Another busy week, Levi! What kind of treats did you get from the farmer's market?
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
I know what you mean about stepping out of the special harness, Levi. Penny did it the last time I tried her on the Gentle Leader. It was scary, because we were on a busy road. I'll be more careful to fit it properly if we use it again.
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